Monday Nov 11 · 7,875 notes

Sleeping With Sirens by Katie McPansy on Flickr.

it was so dark when I first got it….wasn’t the most painful one though…
in the shower
  • me:that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
  • me:yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
  • me:why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
  • me:i'ma read the back of this.
  • me:lather, rinse, repeat?
  • me:why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
  • me:hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
  • me:if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
  • me:eheheheheheheheheheh.
  • me:but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
  • me:did i already wash my hair?
  • me:i think i did but i don't remember.
  • me:i'ma do it again.
  • me:well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
  • me:i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
  • me:i bet it's awkward.
  • me:i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
  • me:okay time to get out.
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:where the fuck is my towel.



if you’re a boy and i follow you

i probs think you’re cute 

this still stands true


More Facts on Psychofacts :)

Pierce The Veil by Ashley Osborn on Flickr.
I was saved by a band.